F Minus by Tony Carrillo for August 10, 2020

Yeah, buddy. You can’t just sit there and pretend you’re a president…

I stayed up all night to see if I snored and I didn’t.

The local seismic station say you’re causing false earthquake alarms.

Let’s go to the video tape.

A lot of people come up to me and say, “Sir, your couchmate has sleep apnea.”

If they live in a house (not apartment), it must be very bad or loud.

kinda like the wifes Curly snore?

I can supply you with affidavits from the neighbors…….

He’s been selling tickets.

Ummmmmm, do you count the dog and the cat as “people?”

I gotta say, I love the low-key social commentary lately in F-Minus strips.

My doctor asked me if I snore. “I don’t know. More than likely. If I do, what could you do about it? Is there a medication for that now?”

I doubt they’ll be producing more people any time soon.

Who are these people?