F Minus by Tony Carrillo for April 16, 2021

At least he’s wearing a mask

That happens sometimes.

“Sorry. Now you’ll have to wait til next week.”

I hate when I do that.

“Wanna go on a date?” Cheesy (and slightly illegal) pickup lines

Give him your number – 911

“No you didn’t. You stiffed me on the bill.”or“Yes, and you left your credit card, Mister Clark.”

And your point…..

He’s back to get his wallet he left there. It has all his IDs.

Andy Capp must have convinced him to buy rounds.

this is so embarrassing. I meant to draw something funny and I completely forgot. Now I dare not show my face in cartoonland.

Too late now – maybe if you come back tonight we’ll let you try again… the local police will be here to greet you, too…

She still doesn’t remember your drink. It happens all the time.

The safe is on a time lock…how about a few shots of whiskey while you’re waiting?

Now that made me laugh!