An iron-on pre-excuse.
OK, see ya later…I saw a cute chick on the way over to your house and I have a date anyways
You didn’t mean to say that out loud did you.
Smooth.
An iron-clad alibi.
Joke written by an old person. Modern Irons turn themselves off.
Plan to fail, and you probably will.
If the date is working out: “Could you come back and check it out with me and make sure everything is all right?”
I like how the guy isn’t falling for that at all!
It’s irony how that fell flat
I’m not going to ask what other irons in the fire you have.
she doesn’t want to spend any time ironing out the wrinkles in their relationship…
November 07, 2013
ekke over 2 years ago
An iron-on pre-excuse.
The dude from FL Premium Member over 2 years ago
OK, see ya later…I saw a cute chick on the way over to your house and I have a date anyways
allen@home over 2 years ago
You didn’t mean to say that out loud did you.
Superfrog over 2 years ago
Smooth.
Ichabod Ferguson about 2 years ago
An iron-clad alibi.
skildude about 2 years ago
Joke written by an old person. Modern Irons turn themselves off.
drycurt about 2 years ago
Plan to fail, and you probably will.
Doug K about 2 years ago
If the date is working out: “Could you come back and check it out with me and make sure everything is all right?”
dlaemmerhirt999 about 2 years ago
I like how the guy isn’t falling for that at all!
BigBoy about 2 years ago
It’s irony how that fell flat
Realimaginary1 Premium Member about 2 years ago
I’m not going to ask what other irons in the fire you have.
gopher gofer about 2 years ago
she doesn’t want to spend any time ironing out the wrinkles in their relationship…