F Minus by Tony Carrillo for August 21, 2022

Should have invented Warp Drive instead.

Time to move on

And that is the very first fried chicken, eat your heart out Col Sanders

See today’s “Strange Brew”:

https://www.gocomics.com/strangebrew/2022/08/21

Nature fighting fire with fire

His father was right! He should have forgotten about fire and spent his time developing an asteroid repelling force shield.

Those short arms tend to put your face very close to the fire. Albeit a temporary problem in this situation.

The real tragedy here is that the theropod was just about to invent barbeque sauropod.

See today’s Strange Brew.

Gonna be up to your neck in fire in a minute…

Sticks and stones.

Dinosaur civilization was much more advanced than that…

C’mon baby, light my fire.

Thus fire would not be rediscovered and made useful for quite a few million more years.

“What’ll they think of next?” “Whatever it is, they’d better think of it soon.” —Good Omens

You don’t smell so good either.

Ain’t that just a b

It’s not funny but it made me laugh.