F Minus by Tony Carrillo for December 01, 2022

Of what?

“Can’t be us. We’re on the metric system.”

It’ll be a little longer of a wait – we’re still waiting for the bun to finish baking.

Fair and square.

Box lunch.

Cubic feet? Good grief, that’s a lotta sub.

So I conclude this scenario occurs in Liberia or the USA.

I think the implication is that the large box is his order, but 6 Feet^3 is just over (1.8 Feet)^2, so even with wrapping, napkins, (forks?), and anything else, the box should be less that 2′×2′×2′ (because that’s 8 cubic feet)

Some of my best friends have cubic feet

Modern times. I like the bags with seals so that you can tell if they were opened by the delivery company.