F Minus by Tony Carrillo for April 20, 2023

Well, all he canonical saints should be there too.

A snapshot from “Steambath (play)”.

If he’s the only one there, that’s not heaven.

Yes. Hell is other people.

And, that’s “Pride”…so, you’re out.

Owner of a Lonely Heart

It looks to me like he hit the wrong button on his computer. Instead of storing his info in the cloud I think he is being stored in the cloud.

Actually you are in the other place and are sentenced to loneliness for being such a jerk

Actually, you did indeed make it into heaven, but so did a lot of other people, but the only way it can be heaven for them is if you’re not there.

Well, if Sartre was right, Hell IS other people…

No you got sent to cloud hell

I hope that makes you happy.

Since Covid, heavenly beings are separated by six clouds?

Why is he the only one in heaven? Because he’s the only one who never responded to a server’s “enjoy your meal” by saying “you, too!”

Well, if Heaven has infinite space, it may be a while until you come across somebody else.

You’re not in Heaven, you’re in a fog bank.

Nah, just social distancing.

Good to know that Doug Forcett actually managed to succeed.