F Minus by Tony Carrillo for July 20, 2023

Just like me with coffee.

And me with tobacco (before it’s lit).

If he’s cooking meat, isn’t that kind of against the reason why many vegetarians are vegetarians?

Beef is the perfect vegetarian food. Cows eat grass and convert it to tasty meat.

Hmmm. I am vegetarian primarily because I dislike the smell, taste, and texture of most meats, especially when they are raw or being cooked.