F Minus by Tony Carrillo for October 25, 2023

You will own nothing and be happy!

At least get a wider tie.

Should have bundled tie and shirt like you did home and auto.

We wanted to get an extender for our mesh wifi to reach a particular room in our house. My wife called Frontier and they said we could rent one for $10 a month. “No, thanks.” We bought one online for $65 and it works fine. Everything is a subscription these days. Sickening.

He’s good for the lunch hour shirts vs skins pick-up game.

Where’s your lanyard and ID?

When his pants subscription expires, we’ll see if they get a-long.

Note to the boss: Today’s being hump day, doesn’t mean you have to hump the wall

Shirt of the month club.

The taxi company wanted me to subscribe to a uniform rental & cleaning service. I asked if they had 100% cotton because polys give me a rash. Mechanics’ coveralls only, so the boss said to just dress nice. Collars get better tips than t-shirts.

Shirts R Us.com?

He certainly scared the $hitless out of the manager.

I think I see the Areola Borealis.

Bad excuse. They always send a notice at least a month before expiration.

And he can’t do laundry?

he couldn’t afford it – he’s skint…