Each cart should have it’s own shriek canceling systems (sound baffled child muzzle?). Or an antibacterial anesthetizing ball pit at the entrance to the mega stores. Oh, oh! A noise measuring system that increases the price of your shopping if it’s child noisy whilst lowering the price of people who have to listen to it.
“Keep your hands inside the cart at all times. Deviation my result in tanning of your rear end.” “PS: Shrieking like a Velociraptor is also unacceptable”. Thank you – Management.
MeanBob Premium Member 7 months ago
Gee…big choice, humiliate my child or pick another store, hmmmm.
xaingo 7 months ago
Kroger, always up to something.
nosirrom 7 months ago
Where’s the lockable lid for the cart?
markkahler52 7 months ago
They should have holding cells for some of the kids!! (they will, someday!)
ACK! Premium Member 7 months ago
One word for you – leash.
jessebob42 7 months ago
Each cart should have it’s own shriek canceling systems (sound baffled child muzzle?). Or an antibacterial anesthetizing ball pit at the entrance to the mega stores. Oh, oh! A noise measuring system that increases the price of your shopping if it’s child noisy whilst lowering the price of people who have to listen to it.
zerotvus 7 months ago
One Mom-power……
SamT53 7 months ago
Many of us wish more retail stores & restaurants would follow suit.
Lady loves a joke 7 months ago
“Keep your hands inside the cart at all times. Deviation my result in tanning of your rear end.” “PS: Shrieking like a Velociraptor is also unacceptable”. Thank you – Management.
santa72404 7 months ago
My favorite sign at a store was “Unattended kids will be towed away at owners expense.”
Zen-of-Zinfandel 7 months ago
It needs a mini steering wheel.
gopher gofer 7 months ago
where’s the seatbelt…? ☺