F Minus by Tony Carrillo for June 09, 2024

Actions speak louder.

I was in BJ’s and this window salesman told me I was lucky enough to get their discounted price. I told him NO 50×...I guess he liked me, followed me around the store

If I were the salesman, I’d be thinking “did he just express to me that he is already not interested? or do I still get one chance to convince him before risking being sprayed?”

I’d shoot the water before the salesperson got more than 5 words out of his mouth…

If only that would work on telephone solicitations!

Ironically, he’s selling garden hoses and lawn sprinklers…

I fail to see how this one’s an F- lol

The funniest part of this cartoon hasn’t happened yet.

“no” means “no” ;+)

Strategic targeting……nice.

Effective …

The non breathing polyester Polo shirt that often accompanied corporate logo wear will shed the water quickly.

When “Jake from State Farm” is off duty.

Better idea. Just say no thanks