F Minus by Tony Carrillo for October 03, 2024

ADHD at its best

Are my eyes really brown?

“Now, what were we talking about?”

I suspect they won’t be in each other’s field of vision much longer.

…and by the way, would you like a breath mint?

That happened to me in basic training. Although the TI was yelling. So my face was covered in spit after he was done.

Well I know that you haven’t read the employee handbook since you are violating a couple rules at the moment.

Lordie. You need to do something about all those blackheads.