F Minus by Tony Carrillo for October 31, 2024

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member about 11 hours ago

    Give it up Big Lou or you’ll be washing windows tomorrow

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    angelolady Premium Member about 10 hours ago

    Tsk. There is no better place, stingy-guts.

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    kendavis09  about 9 hours ago

    I did that with six car dealerships. Now I own a fleet of vehicles. Yeah, right !!!

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    The Reader Premium Member about 9 hours ago

    Can I have an umbrella to put your candy in?

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    daDoctah1  about 8 hours ago

    When I was a kid, back in the sixties, the last stop (because it was the only business open in the evening) was the local Dairy Queen. I kept hoping they’d give out taquitos instead of candy though.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 8 hours ago

    Best time, I would have thought.

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    Dogouse Reilly  about 6 hours ago

    No need. They give umbrellas away at coffee shops.

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    P51Strega  about 4 hours ago

    The candy store can’t legally sell expired candy, seems like the perfect Halloween hand-out.

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    P51Strega  about 4 hours ago

    There was a dive shop near Flint, MI that gave out diving gear for Halloween. They had an underwater pumpkin carving contest. For your $2 entry fee you got hot dogs & chips, soda and a grab bag of discontinued items (dive knives, weight belts, mask defogger +). The prizes included aqualungs, wetsuits, and full BC with aqualung. I never won, but lunch covered the entry fee and the grab-bag stuff was great. I did it two years (then we moved), the sample grab-bag items listed were all in bags I got. Each bag had at least five items.

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    bluecat  about 4 hours ago

    Pwease mista! We spent so much time on our costumes, and we haven’t gotten any candy or compliments. Don’t we look cute?

    All we want is some Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, M&Ms, Hot tamales, Skittles, Sour Patch Kids, Starburst, Hershey Kisses, and Candy Corn.

    Can’t you manage that tiny little request for these poor kids? What more do we have to say? That we are unhoused orphans? That we will drop out of school without this candy? That we have families to feed and rent to pay? Please, please, help us!

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    Charles & Susan  Premium Member about 2 hours ago

    Have a heart Big Lou!

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 2 hours ago

    I would just loiter in the umbrella store until the rain stopped. Thanks, mister.

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