Foolish Mortals by Tom Horacek for August 11, 2024

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    Mel-T-Pass Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I’ve heard the screams of the vegetables (scream, scream, scream)

    Watching their skins being peeled (having their insides revealed)

    Grated and steamed with no mercy (burning off calories)

    How do you think that feels? (Bet it hurts really bad)

    Carrot juice constitutes murder (and that’s a real crime)

    Greenhouses prisons for slaves (let my vegetables go)

    It’s time to stop all this gardening (it’s dirty as hell)

    Let’s call a spade a spade (is a spade, is a spade, is a spade, is a spade)

    The Arrogant Worms, “Carrot Juice is Murder.” Great song, check it out!

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