For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for April 29, 1998
Transcript:
Elizabeth: I wonder why nature developed the two sexes. Shawna-Marie: So we could procreate! Elizabeth: I think it would be better if we just divided like microbes. Shawna-Marie: How, Liz? Top-to-bottom, down the center...or at the waist? Elizabeth: Top-to-bottom, of course! If we divided at the waist, half of us would be brains, an' the other half would be butts!! However, one wonders sometimes if that hasn't already happened!! Guy: Helloooo.