For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for March 25, 2000
Transcript:
Michael: Take him, Weed.... He's yours. Weed: Are you sure, Mike? - This is a true sacrifice! Michael: I bought Ned because he was just a weird-looking little naked guy...but to you he has true significance. Weed: Indeed he does. Ned is "everyman"...besides, he's a collector's item and should be properly stored. Michael: Really? Where are you going to keep him? Weed: On the window of my car!