For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for October 23, 2005
Transcript:
Iris: Jim! Jim, if you're looking for the cookies, I've hidden them! Now, get down off that step-stool before you hurt yourself! You had breakfast at 7 and tea at 10. Lunch will be in 25 minutes. You can have a cookie then. You can have another one for tea at 3 o'clock! You can't go bingeing on sweet stuff anymore. Your doctor says you have to be careful! So forget the cookies. No cookies!! Jim: Don't look at me like that! If I can't have a cookie...you can't have a cookie!!! It's just like thew war, Dixie, ...just like the war. Anything tastes good when a man's desperate.