For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for August 01, 2007

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April: Becky was actually nice to me for a change. John: Maybe she liked your singing! April: Who knows. Anyway... she said how lucky I was NOT to be famous, to have a regular life and a regular home and parents who were still married to each other. She said if she could trade lives with me, she would! John: So... would you trade lives with HER? April: No way! For one thing, she has to wear these wild, amazing costumes night after night after night! John: What's wrong with that? April: They're not washable.