This dope ought not to get married if he’s thinking a wife is only there to perform household tasks. And he left out the most pleasant part of marriage, the lovemaking! But to think a wife is only to do things for him is selfish and immature. Let him stay home with mommy. I hope they move onto another thread soon.
Guys like this one forget that when they are young and good looking is the best time to find a mate. By the time they are getting old and ready to settle down, the pickings are rather slim. And if they don’t have children, who’ll take care of them when they’re really old?
Supposedly, if Ted’s mother dies, will he know how to sew with the needle and thread to put the button on his shirt? Obviously, he doesn’t know how to sew anything because he is stupid.
margueritem over 15 years ago
And he has his mommy…
cleokaya over 15 years ago
Your not going to get lucky, and if in some miracle you did, where would you take her, home to mommy.
carmy over 15 years ago
What’s Ted going to do when his mom kicks the bucket?
prasrinivara over 15 years ago
Marriage isn’t about romance, Ted but about compatibility.
prasrinivara over 15 years ago
Sure, he’s contented now Gweedo–but as carmy inferred, his applecart’s gonna be grossly upset when his mum passes on.
csscougar over 15 years ago
SchmoozeMinkey, I thought the same thing initially, but if you look, it’s not really a halo. It’s just the light in the ceiling.
alondra over 15 years ago
This dope ought not to get married if he’s thinking a wife is only there to perform household tasks. And he left out the most pleasant part of marriage, the lovemaking! But to think a wife is only to do things for him is selfish and immature. Let him stay home with mommy. I hope they move onto another thread soon.
Artrina over 15 years ago
When momma dies and reality about being alone because no woman will go near him hits this dude is gonna hurt so bad!
Smiley Rmom over 15 years ago
Guys like this one forget that when they are young and good looking is the best time to find a mate. By the time they are getting old and ready to settle down, the pickings are rather slim. And if they don’t have children, who’ll take care of them when they’re really old?
Wildmustang1262 over 15 years ago
Supposedly, if Ted’s mother dies, will he know how to sew with the needle and thread to put the button on his shirt? Obviously, he doesn’t know how to sew anything because he is stupid.
Carol1966 over 15 years ago
Maybe the light in the ceiling symbolizes a halo. Or maybe we are looking too deeply into it?!
Northwoodser over 15 years ago
He talks the talk but can’t walk the walk.
bald over 15 years ago
it would be hard to take a woman back to your place then though
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 15 years ago
Joy, GOOD JOB!!! Of course, you just had to get him started with your first remark!!! :-)
Haven’t been to SOTU yet! Wonder what’s going on over there?
avemaria over 15 years ago
norman bates had his mommy too….
summerdog86 over 15 years ago
I think Ted’s mother was still alive and kicking at the end of the strip, wasn’t she? That’s 30 years in the future from here.
FrostbiteFalls about 1 year ago
Is that a halo over Ted’s head?