For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for September 05, 2013

Dieters are worst

I’m on a seafood diet, I see food I eat it no problem.

When offered food, I’ve been known to reply, “No, thanks, eating is a bad habit. I’m trying to quit.”

Air! Air! I MUST have air! Gasp!

I quit eating for good awhile back…only trouble is I’m dead now.

Me too. If only there was a substitute for food and air we would all be ok.

You people are too funny—better than the strip itself this morning!

She knows !!!!! 8^)

The first 52 hours are the hardest (so they say)

When I quit smoking, I hardly ate any cigarettes at all.

That’s right – you don’t have to smoke. You can chew, or you can dip!

Yes, I’ve heard that smoking is one of the hardest things in the world to quit, but Phil could step right into life as a successful actor. The drama is palpable here.

Touché!

52 hours of relief to his lungs, oooh what a sacrifice.

If he’s talking to a dieter at the wrong time of the month, he will soon forget about his nicotine withdrawal.

Lookinside:

What is it that the doctor was saying when he/she stated “If someone likes Cannabis, they NEED Cannabis.” I find it rather ambiguous.

I’m thankful I never started smoking; however, I did start eating, and have become quite proficient at it; DIET though, is a four letter word…I try not to use four letter words….

She knows how he feels. She has had to put up with him for the last 52 hours.

How it feels?! She has to listen to YOU!!