For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for November 27, 2015

He WOULD have to have a BIG BUTT joke in mind already doesn’t he? Ellie DOES know him and she does know him quite well! ;-D

Baby Got Back

I see nothing wrong at all with a nice round butt!!!

VIVA LA BUTT!!!!!

I have never been one for the skinny model types, or rather, had good luck with them ( and had couple of ex-wives to prove it ). I prefer women ‘of substance’ – physically, spiritually, and emotionally.Beauty isn’t measured by whether a woman’s a size 6 or 12.They older a men gets, the more he realizes what real beauty is. Too bad it take us men so long to figure that out.

I still won’t answer the " Does this outfit make my butt look big ?" question, however !

I wouldn’t want any “all nighters” or much of anything else from a spouse who used passive-aggressive “humor” like John does.

Careful, Gweedo. Freedom of speech only extends to those who agree with its self-appointed arbiters. Orwell’s fourth maxim from “1984”: Intolerance is Diversity.

John likes her hind end.I can tell that because I see he’s playing pocket pool.

I never called anyone by their last name, unless it was preceded by a title, namely “Mr.” or “Mrs.” Otherwise I would get disciplined by my parents. That is surprising that Elly refers to the man she has married as “Patterson”.

I have seen some meat loaf that Alpo would have improved!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, the reason they are divorced is that Rod cheated. Repeatedly.

iT’S HARD TO RESIST A GOOD STRAIGHT LINE LIKE THAT!

USN1977It is not unheard of, Molly always called Fibber McGee (as did most everyone else). Usually limited to two syllables, though.

The old safe standby, “Yes, dear”, is a bad answer. Is there nowhere we can be safe? I just pretend that I can’t hear the question.

You kight say that John’s rematk was “nipped in THE BUTT”! ;)

HA HA!

Wow. LOL. She really DOES have eyes on the back of her head!

When people Divorce, all sorts of “Family Secrets” become public knowledge..Including These. Lynn Johnson stated publicly that she and Rod divorced because he had a Girlfriend on the side and he admitted it to her.

And the Dragoncat Award for Best Song Reference goes to……Comicsssfan!!! LOL!

In my son’s class, there were four boys, including him, who had the same first name. (We thought we were original!)The boys called each other by their last names, and so did the teacher. Nobody bothered with the middle name because two of the boys had the same middle name too! What a coincidence.

Hey, Ellie, you gave him the straight line!