What part of “forsaking all others” are you having problems with Ted? Do you really expect your wife to just overlook your breaking your vows? What if the shoe were on the other foot and she was the one cheating? Huh????
Ted wants the security of a wife at home who will both take care of him and adore him no matter what he does. And he wants the excitement of having a new woman in his life on a regular basis (not to mention the ability to drop her whenever it’s convenient).
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I’d tell Ted that if he’s not interested in monogamy, he should marry a woman who’s okay with that. No harm, no foul. But there are two problems with that plan: 1) She’s probably not going to be interested in monogamy either; and 2) She’s probably not going to be the type who lives to adore and take care of someone. She’d be a person who can stand on her own two feet — and expect the adults around her to do the same.
Baarorso almost 8 years ago
When you say “none of them meant anything” you’re talking to the wrong person Ted.;/
Templo S.U.D. almost 8 years ago
sure, Ted. sure
hsawlrae almost 8 years ago
And now, neither do YOU !
SashaW almost 8 years ago
That’s even worse.
alondra almost 8 years ago
What part of “forsaking all others” are you having problems with Ted? Do you really expect your wife to just overlook your breaking your vows? What if the shoe were on the other foot and she was the one cheating? Huh????
Charlie Fogwhistle almost 8 years ago
They didn’t mean anything individually, but collectively they did. Gestalt.
Wren Fahel almost 8 years ago
Yes, they did. They meant that you didn’t feel that your wife was enough for you.
Alphaomega almost 8 years ago
Ted should keep those long fingers in his pants…pockets!
tom_wright almost 8 years ago
And apparently Irene meant nothing, too, you idiot.
Kim Roberts almost 8 years ago
Ted needs to style his hair differently and get an orange spray tan…
summerdog86 almost 8 years ago
So, that is how men justify cheating a bit on the side? Interesting. I’d still leave his sorry ash. ; )
fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 8 years ago
They meant that Irene wasn’t enough.
Can't Sleep almost 8 years ago
If they didn’t mean anything, why did you… ?
I hope his soon-to-be ex-wife gets a great lawyer, and has hard evidence, and takes that jerk to the cleaners.
Then he can limp back to one of those other women, and see if he means anything to them.
Astroman007 almost 8 years ago
Classic case of:
STANDARD STANDARD
Tyge almost 8 years ago
Ted should have gotten a sports car. IT can “mean something.” The wife may care but won’t leave you.
themom51 almost 8 years ago
Obviously, neither did Irene…
Clobbered by Science Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Ted wants the security of a wife at home who will both take care of him and adore him no matter what he does. And he wants the excitement of having a new woman in his life on a regular basis (not to mention the ability to drop her whenever it’s convenient).
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I’d tell Ted that if he’s not interested in monogamy, he should marry a woman who’s okay with that. No harm, no foul. But there are two problems with that plan: 1) She’s probably not going to be interested in monogamy either; and 2) She’s probably not going to be the type who lives to adore and take care of someone. She’d be a person who can stand on her own two feet — and expect the adults around her to do the same.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 8 years ago
CLUELESS git.
tuslog1964 almost 8 years ago
From an old advice column: Lady knew her husband was sleeping around, but as long as he was bringing home his paycheck – no problem!
Anyone else remember a hit song of the 50s “Keep it a Secret”?
slsharris almost 8 years ago
They meant something to your soon-to-be exwife…
rfeinberg almost 8 years ago
Panel 4: Worst-drawn hands EVER!!
rfeinberg almost 8 years ago
Panel 4: Worst-drawn hands EVER!!