For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for June 17, 2017

John’s hygienist rests her case.

True, but she really shouldn’t be saying that in front of the patient.

Sorry, Mrs. Madden, but it looks like we’re going to have to pull you’re right Radsr Range.

It’s time to jump up and run out of there!

I wonder if John was this way with his car…

I don’t think John referenced linoleum since that was manufactured with an asbestos base and only ‘old-timers’ refer to vinyl flooring as ‘linoleum’ and John’s not THAT old! (though Lynn may be!)

Wife: You were out all night playing cards, weren’t you?

Husband: No, of course not. Now shuffle the toast and deal!

Whew! Patient needs to visit a different dentist; however, if he does – of course- there will not be enough dollars for the remodeling.

Whew! Patient needs to visit a different dentist; however, if he does – of course- there will not be enough dollars for the remodeling.

Fortunately, I have a tendency to nap in the dentist’s chair.

(and I have never had Novocaine!)

When my dentist retired, and a new one took one, he did what John and Jean just did: talk about “their stuff” like going to concerts, etc. I hated that they didn’t pay 100% attention to me, (which the old dentist did, and his assistant too), and I didn’t go back and had to look for a new dentist.