For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for September 02, 2020

well done, John

Blurbping babies are comedy gold.

OOPS!

The baby version of “Hot Potato” : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_potato

It was coincidence not John.

Is the diaper leaking? I observe a brown skid mark on her bottom.

My nephew did that to my MIL once. I warned her the kid had just eaten but she didn’t listen. She ended up with a face full of used baby formula.

Oopsy, I think you are supposed to wait and do that on Mike, or Elizabeth.

LOL! It always happens to the Mom!

Yeah, saw that one coming.

Excellent timing

Been there, done that. My wife could not handle it when the baby spit up. Made HER stomach queasy. She could not change poopy diapers either.

Lynn’s Comments:

I had a large assortment of very washable shirts. I also had carpets the same colour as the crud that landed on them.

The first two images remind me of when I did that with my son. Only the Blurbp! went into my open mouth. It was everything I could do not to drop him when that happened.

Yeah, I think Ella was on to the old “shake the soda” trick. Keeping life interesting there John. Good on you.

I know the the point of the comic, wonder if April was burped first before the shaking? April got to dizzy from daddy playing. I never did that with our kids.

My husband used to do that!! He would bounce her on his knee, then hand her back to me. Grrrrr! LOL She’s 43 now.

Being a parent means you can no longer be grossed out.

Lynn’s Comments: I had a large assortment of very washable shirts. I also had carpets the same colour as the crud that landed on them."

Ohhh, Lynn just REALLY set herself up on that one!! LOL

Shake well before serving.

And it looks like she pooped her pants.

It’s the second mouse that gets the cheese.

My son was an expert in blurbping. One day after feeding him, I was holding him facing outward when he let out with a little blurbp and it went on the floor. The dog heard it and came running for a treat. As he was licking it up, sonny went into full force Niagra Falls all over the dog. The dog thought he was in Paradise as he was licking it up and getting a shower too.

My sister is raising her twin granddaughters. I had traveled to Florida to help her prep for a move out of state, to her son, so he could help out. The morning we were all set to head out, sis’s inlaws dropped by. The smallest twin was having tummy issues on top of everything. An in-law I’ve never been impressed with grabbed the baby, and started tossing her in the air. Sis is trying to stop her, when I stepped in, and told in-law as EVERYTHING was in the car, ready to go, if that baby got sick, in-law could darn well clean it up, using her own clothing. She handed the baby to me, and went out to her truck, to pout. Crisis averted.

Been there! A little too often. :D