Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for October 13, 2020
October 08, 2020
October 15, 2020
Transcript:
Look at these adorable jammie with like 30 goddamn snaps up the front ! you're gonna love the hell outta this at 3am
Why I don't get invited to baby showers anymore
I have perfected the art of reducing invitations to “party” events. Christmas, kid’s B-Days, etc.
Always purchase a noisy toy for the kid. Electronic musical instruments are the best. My favorite is the digital drum set that can be set on a level surface or hung from a neck strap in marching band mode.
Even your closest relatives and dearest friends will think twice about inviting you to the next kiddie party.
Charliegirl Premium Member about 4 years ago
I like his style. I loathe showers, whether baby or wedding.
Mary Sullivan Premium Member about 4 years ago
LOL
Julie478 Premium Member about 4 years ago
✨Bonus Panel✨
https://www.fowllanguagecomics.com/baby-shower-bonus-panel/
Boise Ed Premium Member about 4 years ago
Lucky ducky!
Andylit Premium Member about 4 years ago
I have perfected the art of reducing invitations to “party” events. Christmas, kid’s B-Days, etc.
Always purchase a noisy toy for the kid. Electronic musical instruments are the best. My favorite is the digital drum set that can be set on a level surface or hung from a neck strap in marching band mode.
Even your closest relatives and dearest friends will think twice about inviting you to the next kiddie party.