Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for December 31, 2020

Too bad more people don’t take the choice on the right.

It’s all about the definition of baby-proof.

Oh, Brian, you’re SO BAD! (as I laugh heartily).

Some days, this comic seems like a cry for help

And just remember as you celebrate this holiday, accidents cause people

Abstinence is 100% effective.

If only some would practice common sense…..Oy

The best “Birth Control” is other peoples children.

✨Bonus Panel✨

https://www.fowllanguagecomics.com/baby-proofing-bonus-panel/

Ahh, I remember the days of diligently plugging in those little plastic electrical stoppers to keep little fingers out of the plugs. That lasted about the 2 minutes it took him to figure out how to pop them out of the sockets, and then it was time to try to kill himself by sticking keys, forks, cats, anything he could find into the holes.

The best birth control is being fugly. The next is plan B (hint: get a prescription before you need it). Then the pill. Condoms are way down on that list as they are almost guaranteed to eventually not work if you rely solely on them. (I’d sue if I could afford it.)

I’m not sure what those pink things are. Something to make corners softer?

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Problem solved