Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for March 04, 2021

Not when it comes to McDonalds.

My daughter loved hamburgers, but also cows, so I told her hamburgers were made from bad cows. She was OK with that.

Years ago, my son liked the idea of having Big Bird for Thanksgiving.

https://www.fowllanguagecomics.com/dumb-children-bonus/

My kids wouldn’t believe that story.

I really love this series!… It reminds me so much of when my children were young and all the funny/goofy things we/they did!

My sister was once begging to go to McDonalds. Just whining and crying and would not stop. My dad finally told her we would go. He pulled in to the parking lot, drove through it without stopping, and left. He told her “there we went to McDonalds”. Cue excessive wailing.

I had mine convinced the ice cream truck was just the music truck, until their visiting uncle heard it. Took all 5 cousins (aged 2-5) out for a treat. Kinda did the same for Halloween, that was just the night every kid comes to show us their costume and get a treat.

Careful. McDonald’s legal team is only slightly less vitriolic than Disney’s team.

Mr. Gordon, I think they’re gullible. Not stupid.

Here’s what I found out. Brian is posting the newest strips on Tinyview and that’s why are re-runs on GoComics.

Back in the 1970’s McDonald’s beef burgers tasted like real food. They tasted so good, Marquette University students would line up in 8 cashier rows up to 6 deep during the lunch hour just to avoid eating nothing.

Now, I’d rather try a 5 day water fast than buy anything from McDonald’s and that safe attitude started when LeBron James started being the paid performer of McDonald’s.

The ice cream truck only plays music when they’re sold out. The man is so happy he sold all his ice cream he plays music so we can all know how happy he is.

lol

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