Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for May 27, 2021
May 25, 2021
June 01, 2021
Transcript:
A children's guide to brushing their teeth Step 1 apply toothpaste Step 2 scrub teeth Step 3 rinse Step 4 For no good goddamn reason, smear toothpaste all over the faucet, mirror and walls.
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Jeddo over 3 years ago
Step 3.5 I said rinse, not swallow! Step 4a Alternatively, spit all over the place and see if it flows back to the basin or not.
alcorn over 3 years ago
https://www.fowllanguagecomics.com/brushing-teeth-bonus-panel/
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Brusha brusha toothpaste, New Ipana toothpaste…%#@$#(*¥€§¥£~
NiceFacing over 3 years ago
I don’t remember putting a whole gallon of toothpaste on my toothbrush back then.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
When in elementary school, we were marched into the lav, sprinkle powdered toothpaste in our palms, and dip the wet brush then brush our teeth! We’ve come a long way, baby!
Indianapolis Smith over 3 years ago
Not enough toothpaste on the brush. Parent must have done that part.
Souris Voleur over 3 years ago
Surely ducks have billpaste?