Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for November 18, 2021

https://www.fowllanguagecomics.com/how-to-speak-little-girl-bonus/

At my age that’s beyond my hearing range.

That perfectly describes about 75% of the children in my neighborhood, regardless of gender.

Yup, friends 2 year old when she can put her wants into words just screams. She is getting better as her language skills improve.

I told my preschool students, when outside in the playground they could yell all they wanted but NOT SCREAM. Then I demonstrated. Yelling meant words, Screaming mean ear piercing sounds. They were good kids and did their best to please me and not break my ears.

Q: Why do little girls scream constantly?

A: Because they can.

I am a nanny and the girl recently went through this phase. I like to think I am calm, understanding, and professional, however after a couple weeks of random top of lungs screaming I decided for the sake of my eardrums it just needed to be nipped in the bud! (I pretended to be calm though ;)

And of course “EEEEEEEEEEE!” (sibling glanced at my toy)

Their probably crying saying “CAN YOU NOT SAY ANYTHING OTHER THAN EEEEEEEEEEEE!?!?! MAKE IT STOP”