FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 25, 1988
Transcript:
Jason: Mom, I need a note. I'm going to be late for school. Andy: No note! If you're late it's your own fault. Jason: Fine. I'll just have to clean up Quincy's mess after school. Andy: Wait a minute. What mess? Jason: Vomit. On your bed. ... just say there was an illness in the family. Andy: Just get going.
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!