FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 07, 1990

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Andy: Roger, what's so awful about joining a health club? Roger: Are you kidding? I'll stick out like a sore thumb! Andy: That's non-sense. Roger: It's true! Everyone'll be staring at me, whispering and pointing while I try to work out. It's embarrassing! Andy: Roger, you're not a fat cow. Roger: Exactly. I'll be bench-pressing schwarzeneggerian barbells while everyone else is plodding along on their wimpy treadmills. I'll look like a show-off. Andy: Maybe you could, you know, ease into those big weights. Roger: Nope. A guy like me can't go halfway. Maybe in a few years.