FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 06, 1991

Transcript:

Peter: Yo, dad- what's wrong? Roger: Your mother's going to the basketball game Friday night. Peter: The Bulls game?! Without you?! Roger: Uh huh. Her editor had only one extra ticket. Peter: I don't think mom even knows what a basketball looks like! And you have to stay home?! This must hurt. This must really, really hurt. Roger: Tell me about it. Peter: Well, for starters, your stomach's probably-... Roger: Let's concentrate on my ears for the time being.