FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 29, 1991

Transcript:

Paige: Peter, mom says you're grounded. Peter: Grounded?! What for?! Paige: Let's see... For diving out your window when she knocked on your door... For mangling all the bulbs she planted when you slithered commando-style across the yard... For getting dirt and pieces of said bulbs underneath the sofa... For hiding all our cutlery in the tank of the upstairs toilet... Peter, you've gone off the deep end! Jason: Paige, we're talking about a Jason vow of vengeance. I'm running for my life. Paige: No, no- you're lying for your life. In dog poo. Peter: Say- think you could sneak me some dinner? These twigs are kinda bitter.