FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 05, 1991

Transcript:

Mr. Krimpshaw: Mr. Fox, I must say I find today's events most disturbing. When Mike Barnes came and told me of your little altercation, well, it came as something of a shock. The last thing I expected to hear was that one of my prize students was involved in fisticuffs! I mean, how does one punish a potential valedictorian?! Peter: Lightly? Mr. Krimpshaw: And meanwhile, what in the dickens do I do with you?! Peter: Just pass me a gun, sir.