FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 27, 1991

Transcript:

Jason: Man, what a waste of 20 minutes that was. Paige: You're forgetting we also had to stand in line for an hour! I mean, I was this close to keeling over with heat stroke! My legs still hurt, my back aches and my brain's probably suffered irreparable damage from staring at that fat lady in front of us' polyester jumpsuit the whole time! What a miserable 80 minutes! Jason: I'll stick with 20, thanks. Paige: Oh- and her perfume! You saw me gagging, right?...