FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 05, 1992

Transcript:

Paige: Mom, if I found a king-sized, giant spider, could I keep it? Andy: Ick-no! Paige: Even if I promised to keep it in a box and never let it escape? Andy: Ick-no! Paige: Even if I promised to clean my room and be good for the rest of my life? Andy: Ick-no! Paige: And this is a clear-cut policy? Andy: Paige, why are you asking me this? Jason: Mother, dear... giver of life... exemplar of benevolence.