FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 15, 1995

Transcript:

Paige: Um, I'm not sure what part I should be trying out for. Fritz: Don't worry about casting, Paige. That's my job. You just read the lines I've highlighted and we'll figure out where to put you. Paige: "My defecation does begin to make a better life. 'Tis paltry to be Caesar"...Oops - I mean "desolation". Fritz: This might be a good time to mention that we are also looking for stage hands.