FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 23, 1997

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Jason: All the carious dinosaurs you see here in Jasorassic park were created by me in this laboratory. Using dinosaur DNA extracted from cretaceousera leeches preserved in amber, I have been able to successfully clone over two dozen species. Naturally, 75-million-year-old DNA molecules are bound to be incomplete, but I was able to overcome this by substituting bits of DNA from a modern-day reptile. Paige: What modern day reptile? Say, what's this flashing red light? Jason: Dear god... the Quincyraptors are loose.