FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 26, 1997

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Jason: Well, girls, it's your lucky day. Marcus: Big time. Jason: After some discussion, Marcus and I have decided to take the high road and forgive you for your many diabolical actions against us this summer. We will no longer seek revenge. Marcus: The poison ivy incident? Forgiven. The pudding cup incident? Forgiven. The snails in our bedsheets? All forgiven. Eileen: Basically, what you're saying is we kicked your fannies. Phoebe: Big time. Jason: Those are your words, not ours. Marcus: Um, if you wouldn't mind signing this declaration of truce...