FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 31, 1997

Transcript:

Paige: Would someone be a dear and get the door. Students: I'll get it! No, I will! No! Let me! Outta my way! Oof! Hey! I'm closest! Ow! Stop pushing! Paige: Hello. I'm Paige Fox. Have I come to the right room? I find fym class positively invigorating, don't you. My book bay? Why, yes, it is Chanel. Pardon me, boys. But I'm late for math. Prom queen?? Me?? I'm just a freshman, but tank you. Andy: Fashion magazines?! Paige, you said you were up here preparing for school! Paige: Well, how would you define that?