FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 16, 1998

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Jason: Listen, Eileen, given my reputation for hating girls, I was hoping to keep news that I like you sort of out little secret. Eileen Jacobson: Say, isn't that your pal Marcus a mere 300 yards away with his nose buried in some book? Jason: Huh? Aaaa! It is him! Don't let him see us together! Hide! Hide! Hide! Eileen Jacobson: Frankly, I see either our secret or you being very short-lived. Jason: Man, this school has way too many pricker bushes.