FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 19, 1999

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Jason (youngest son): I thought you said you liked your coffee black. Roger (father): I do. Jason (youngest son): But that's not black. It's dark brown. See? It's right here on this Pantone chip: Burnt Sienna, number pms4625. Tell you what--why don't I go round up some squid ink. Roger (father): Son, please...