FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 29, 1999
September 28, 1999
September 30, 1999
Transcript:
Coach: What's your name, son? Peter: Fox. Peter Fox, sir. Coach: Fox, how'd you like to play quarterback today? Peter: Quarterback? I'd love it, sir! Frankly, that's my dream position. Coach: Good. Here's a ball. Go stand over there. Peter: Yeeha! Um, Coach? Shouldn't there be some blockers and halfbacks? Coach: Ok, defense, listen up. Today's drill is called "pursue and sack". Any questions?
They’re gonna chase him and beat him up.