FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 22, 2000

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Director's assistant: Sir? We've got a little problem over in wardrobe. Director: What's wrong? Director's assistant: One of the hobbits won't return all of his props. Director: Let me guess. Frodo. Director's assistant: You got it. Director: I can't tell if that kid's method acting, or insane. Give up the ring, Frodo. NOW! Jason: But...but it's my PRECIOUS!