FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 12, 2000

Transcript:

Peter: How could they cut me from varsity football when I didn't even try out?! Was I that bad last year?! Was I that awful?! Am I such a pariah that they want to be sure I'm not on the squad?! Who wants to be teamed up with a bunch of oversized psychos, anyway?! Person: You know, there are alternatives. Peter: Who said that?