FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 02, 2004

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Jason: My wizard shoots white light from his staff to repel the aerial assault. Marcus: It doesn't work. Jason: It worked for Gandalf in "Return of the King." Marcus: That's make-believe, silly. Jason: I'm not sure I like this new reality kick of yours. Marcus: Bad news. the A-10 warthog fills your "wizard" full of holes.