FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 06, 2004
August 05, 2004
August 07, 2004
Transcript:
Jason: Presenting the jPod! Better than an iPod in every way! Two scroll wheels instead of one! Ten buttons instead of five! And it runs on ac, so there are no batteries to go dead! And best of all, it's engineered to not play boy-band music. Peter: Ok, that might be worth paying for. Jason: Of course, technically, it won't play any music unless you buy this add-on hard drive. Voice out of frame: Who tore apart my computer?! Peter: No, I'll let you keep that.
iFerrarifan about 13 years ago
If this was today it would be the jPhone, and be programed not to play Justin Bieber/Rebecca Black.
lordheart over 10 years ago
And would have the ability to add memory at a hefty extension fee, but wouldn’t actually come with any.
mcadwell about 8 years ago
…and would clean house. (Hey, as long as we’re dreaming…!)