FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 22, 2005
Transcript:
Jason: My female orc opens the dungeon door. Marcus: And steel spikes shoot out, barely missing her. Jason: She opens the door again. Marcus: And steel spikes shoot out, barely missing her. Jason: She opens the door again. Marcus: And steel spikes shoot out, killing her. Jason: Yesss! Marcus: I wondered why you named a character "Paige".
If Paige saw this, she would freak. And not because of the spikes.
Because he made her an ORC.