FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 09, 2006

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Paige: It's not fair! Roger: What's not fair? Paige: You're making us kids camp in the back yard with you while Mom gets to stay inside the house! Roger: Your mother is a special case. She's what's known as a "wet blanket"...a "spoilsport"...a "non-team player"... Paige: I'm all those things, too! Roger: Ok, fine. You can't divorce me.