FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 21, 2013
Transcript:
Peter: Don't look down, Paige. Paige: I won't. Peter: Don't look down, Paige. Paige: I know. Peter: Don't look down, Paige. Paige: I'm not. Jason: There...all clean. It's impossible to tell you spilled a slushie on her phone. Peter: Please, please, please don't look down, Paige. Paige: I'm the one up here, Peter. Why do YOU sound so scared?
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
put it in a bag of rice.
petrovthiessen over 11 years ago
@maedar MacGyver had a cell phone?
Asharah over 11 years ago
They’ll probably offer tp replace it for free, but offer an upgrade for only $100. Saw that in "Zits’ after Jeremy dropped his cellphone in the toilet.
kamb8 over 11 years ago
If I were Paige, I’d look down after the third “Don’t look down, Paige.”
neatslob Premium Member over 11 years ago
The rice may work for water, but when the water has sugar in it I think you’re doomed.
Doctor11 over 11 years ago
When Paige finds out, Peter is a dead man, and probably Jason, too at the rate things are going.
dfowensby over 11 years ago
or net10. 10 bux for an LG blackberry wannabe, 25 bux a month for 750 mins no rollover. 5 service days left this month, and i still got 737 mins. can you tell it’s not a very important tool (toy?)
peter F0X is the best over 2 years ago
buy her a new phone peter!!! she deserves it.
SquidGamerGal over 1 year ago
(looks down) AHH!! MY IPHONE!! Oh, you are so dead! You better stay right there while I climb back down! Ugh, of all the… HEY! Don’t even think about running! Just a little more… I know where you live! Come on… That is coming straight out of your wallet!! HEY! Sit back down! Don’t make me jump down there!