FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 11, 2015
Transcript:
Eileen: Jason, class is about to start. Jason: Shhh! Tick... Tick Tick... Tick Tick Tick... Tick....... Tick..... Click! Jason: Yesss! Eileen: You know, you could just memorize your locker combination like a normal person. Jason: Why does everyone assume I want to be normal?
Kirokithikis about 9 years ago
Normal is just another word for boring! :P
Arbitrary about 9 years ago
I’m with Jason on this. Normal is boring. Why would you want to just do everything the same if you can find a method you like that happens to offer a little fun to a mundane task?
Fruitninjahi about 9 years ago
I dont get it. what is he doing?
Quantum Leaper about 9 years ago
She should realize that he can get into any Locker including hers. So why be Normal?
Wren Fahel about 9 years ago
Oh, my…that is what my daughters say…
Kroykali about 9 years ago
In my school, the hallways would be so noisy between classes that this would be impossible to do.
scyphi26 about 9 years ago
That could actually be fun to do with a locker. Too bad I’d probably be utter crap at it.
N1nt3nd0 about 9 years ago
Sometimes I used to do this for fun with my locker.
richardj about 9 years ago
Those locks were pretty easy to pick if you knew how to feel the clicks.
TB73 about 9 years ago
The last thing Jason could be assumed of being is Normal.
Doctor11 about 9 years ago
The day that Jason acts normal, will be a sad day indeed.
nossmf about 9 years ago
The boy probably has pi memorized to a hundred digits, but can’t be bothered to remember a 3-number locker combo?
Ermine Notyours about 9 years ago
At my school, you only had to memorize the first two numbers; it was easy to feel and hear the last click.
rgcviper about 9 years ago
Psh—normal is overrated.
(As I know all too well, personally …)
Thehag about 9 years ago
Yay Jason! Unlocked (heh heh) a memory for me. Way back in olden days I remember saying something similar at age 14-15,.Someone asked the insulting question – “Why can’t you just be normal?” My reply – “Why would I want to do that?”
cknoblo Premium Member about 9 years ago
There were lots of problems with lockers. If you had to share, security was hopeless. Kids would let stuff rot or mildew, and often they were too out of the way to use between classes.
K M about 9 years ago
God help the typical substitute teacher who gets stuck covering for the band director. My senior year, jazz ensemble was first period (the major loonies of them all). We got done early that morning; so we were out in the hallway waiting for the bell to ring. One of the saxes called out to the sub, saying, “Hey, Mrs. Whatsyername, watch this!” He went over to a locker and started spinning the dial much in the manner of Jason in this strip. She’s watching intently; we’re ROTFLMAO. The more he plays the safecracker, the louder we’re laughing. When he finally stands up and forcefully opens the locker, Mrs. Whatsyername is standing there in open-mouth shock at his ability to crack the combination while we’re laughing so hard we can’t breathe — because we all know that the locks in the doors were so cheap and unreliable, you could bang open any door if you jerked the latch handle hard enough. The smart kids brought their own padlocks for the lockers.
Trscroggs about 9 years ago
This sums up Jason in a single line.
nopainogain about 9 years ago
Reminds me of Sheldon Cooper in “The Einstein Approximation” where he says to leonard “4 tumbler lock, child’s play”
Sapphire Sword over 4 years ago
Normal is for normal people. -Timmy Faliure
calvin.hobbes over 4 years ago
when someone tells me im weird i reply:Thank You.
my name is super creative over 4 years ago
that not how you pick a lock…
SuperCharged5- almost 4 years ago
Normal is boring
SuperCharged5- almost 4 years ago
Normal is a setting on a washing mashine
phoenixnyc about 3 years ago
When my first nephew was born, I was telling everyone that I was going to be a guncle (gay uncle). One guy asked, “Why do you have to be a gay uncle? Why can’t you be just an uncle?”
I replied, “Well, for starters, I try never to be ‘just’ anything.”
Naldrin about 1 year ago
I think he had to make a concious effort to not memorize it